One: doesn't look like truth in advertising to me.Two: if it's true, then you don't really need the shirt to tell everyone, right? They should just know.
Three: you're mixing your metaphors. Can't you be Hard as Nails? Nails are hard, aren't they? Hard as Rock. Hard as Steel. Hard as a Rogue Beater Bar.
Or did you just want to use the F-word? If so, shouldn't you be Sticky as Fuck? Intimate as Fuck. Fertile as Fuck.
I'd say Wet as Fuck, but you're not even sweating.
Crossfit, I love you. But when you let stuff like this go without challenging it, I hate you. Allowing wimps to posture makes all of Crossfit look dumb as fuck.
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