Abortionists Against the Death Penalty
Anti-Oil Bumper Stickers
And the corrollary that Bush's War for Oil in Iraq Caused Gas Prices to Spike
Blacks Who Say All Whites are Inherently Racist
Countries named "Democratic Republic of" Which Never Hold Elections
Christians Defending Themselves Against Aggression is another Imperialistic Crusade, Muslim Aggression is just another Anonymous Discotheque Bombing Borne of Justifiable Frustration at Christian Imperialistic Crusading
Darfur genocide: in its 5th year without UN or Amnesty International intervention
Drawing Mohammad with a Bomb in his Turban is an Understandable Capital Offense, Depicting Mary as a Streetwalker is Art So Deal With It
Flag Burning Out of a Sense of Patriotism
Gays with Stereotypical Impeccable Fashion Sense but Butt Breath
How she's not Black enough, not Smart enough, not Hot enough, nor even a Woman, really, because she's Conservative
How that "Question Authority" Bumper Sticker Advertises Adherence to Whatever the Alphabet News Channels, Politi-Pulp Mags, and Creaky Communist Professors Authorize as the Truth, Without Question
Islam: Religion of Peace
Liberals Who Distrust Government but Want More of It
Marxist College Professors Denouncing Capitalism while Collecting 6-figure Incomes
The National Organization for Women throwing down for the all-male Obama ticket
Progressives who brought you Prohibition, Anti-Tobacco Legislation, and the Continuing Tirade against Trans-fats Refusing to Punish Hard Drug Abuse and Hardcore Drug Dealers
Tree Huggers Hoping to Get Their Picture in the Newspaper
Union Reps driving Foreign Cars
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