Sure, every time a Republican looks silly, we get to hear about it. But what's the real reason? Liberals. I mean, lookit the smug little smile on Obama's face as McCain gags passing through his fart cloud. We're all only one fartbeat away from a Biden presidency. Lord have mercy.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Sniff This & Weep.
Sure, every time a Republican looks silly, we get to hear about it. But what's the real reason? Liberals. I mean, lookit the smug little smile on Obama's face as McCain gags passing through his fart cloud. We're all only one fartbeat away from a Biden presidency. Lord have mercy.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Tower Defense FTW.
Think of it as a spatial-reasoning problem. Or a real-time geometric riddle. Anyway, play it on normal mode, create the best possible maze in the space provided, and you cannot lose.Oh, but until you do create that ubermaze? You will lose. You will lose, lose, lose.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Making Preaching Relevant Dept.
Pastor Tells Flock to Have Sex - Every Day
February 19, 2008
A Florida church leader is challenging married members of his congregation to have sex every day for a month.
The challenge for single parishioners is slightly different, though - to abstain from sex for 30 days, reports Sky News.
Paul Wirth, head pastor of the Relevant Church in Ybor City, said the marathon undertaking could help cut high divorce rates.
He said: "Couples across America are struggling in their relationships, both married and single people.
"For married people it seems like the sex is great up front but then for some reason life happens.
"But when you're single it's like you're always thinking about it and you're like, man I'd like to have it as much as possible.
"And sometimes that prevents them from having a great really healthy relationship later on when you do get married."
The Relevant Church describes itself as "a casual, contemporary Christian church" and says its services are designed "specifically for urban professionals and young families".
Mr Wirth's previous sermons have included using hit film Shrek The Third to explain "what happens when we trust God."
February 19, 2008
A Florida church leader is challenging married members of his congregation to have sex every day for a month.
The challenge for single parishioners is slightly different, though - to abstain from sex for 30 days, reports Sky News.
Paul Wirth, head pastor of the Relevant Church in Ybor City, said the marathon undertaking could help cut high divorce rates.
He said: "Couples across America are struggling in their relationships, both married and single people.
"For married people it seems like the sex is great up front but then for some reason life happens.
"But when you're single it's like you're always thinking about it and you're like, man I'd like to have it as much as possible.
"And sometimes that prevents them from having a great really healthy relationship later on when you do get married."
The Relevant Church describes itself as "a casual, contemporary Christian church" and says its services are designed "specifically for urban professionals and young families".
Mr Wirth's previous sermons have included using hit film Shrek The Third to explain "what happens when we trust God."
Wall St. Bailout, It's Good For You
"I must tell you, there are those in the public debate who have said that we must act now. The last time I heard that, I was on a used-car lot … The truth is, every time somebody tells you that you’ve got to do the deal right now, it usually means they’re going to get the better part of the deal." - Mike Pence, R - Indiana
Another 700 billion in debt to add to the 9+ trillion we and our great-great-great grandchildren are going to have to try to pay off. The Democrats want to socialize a tidy lump of financial institutions. Liberal mismanagement and overspending is killing this country, based on failed Marxist ideology designed for a world we don't live in. The Complicit Media reports only that the Republicans are folding their arms across party lines to hold up this emergencycrucial measure. Can you fools please stop it now? I don't want to look at your healthy smiles as you ram some more debt into my mouth.
Another 700 billion in debt to add to the 9+ trillion we and our great-great-great grandchildren are going to have to try to pay off. The Democrats want to socialize a tidy lump of financial institutions. Liberal mismanagement and overspending is killing this country, based on failed Marxist ideology designed for a world we don't live in. The Complicit Media reports only that the Republicans are folding their arms across party lines to hold up this emergencycrucial measure. Can you fools please stop it now? I don't want to look at your healthy smiles as you ram some more debt into my mouth.
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